I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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