Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
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that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
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Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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