I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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