I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
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