My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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