yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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