She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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