Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
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Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
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Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
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