i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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