Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
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there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
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I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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