I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
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She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
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New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
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