We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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