she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
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The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
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did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
I need to wash the frat house off of me
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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