What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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