there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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