:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
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