So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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