what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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