It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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