How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I have aggressive nipples.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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