Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
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could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
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Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
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