ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
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