i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
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Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
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What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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