After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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