Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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