if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I need to calm my uterus...
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
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