All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I just made out with a guy for $7.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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