butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
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Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
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Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
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