we're chasing vodka with high fives
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
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You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
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She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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