I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
...so i touched it.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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