It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
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HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
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I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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