I'm drive I can fine osifer
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
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