Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
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oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
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I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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