Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
You can't special order awesome
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Randomize
