where am i from again
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
Randomize
