turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
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i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
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He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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