I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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