playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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