Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
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50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
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Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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