So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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