Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
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he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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