So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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