She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
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