Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
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Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
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I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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