at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
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he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
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Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
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