Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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