Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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