god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
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I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
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It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
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