I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
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Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
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Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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