Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
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I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
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I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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