Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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