I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I lost the right to judge tonight
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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