Your tits are I can't wait for
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
it's like heaven, but drunker
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
try to milk me bitch
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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