I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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