dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
She bit a glass in half.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
He? As in you personified your dick?
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
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