I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Randomize
