I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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