just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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